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  • 1 Hour ago Can't think of a more fitting song for tomorrow's alarm #BigDay #NoSnooze Night night internet, I fucking love you
  • 11 Hours ago Just bought 100 laptops. As you do! Find out why on the @AviosUK #BigReward 25 July on Channel 4 right after Million Pound Drop. #spon
  • 1 Day, 13 Hours ago I have no idea how this fly got INSIDE the double glazing on my window... But it's driving my OCD up the wall
  • 1 Day, 13 Hours ago Right... Are you one of my funniest followers? Find out here and donate your joke today #jokeappeal @CLIC_Sargent
  • 1 Day, 15 Hours ago Just spitting some lyrics in the booth... (actually doing VoiceOver, but in my head I'm changing hip hop forever)
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