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  • 9 Hours ago Two days until me tour starts :)
  • 17 Hours ago Kim Jong Un might have gout. Or as his official spokesman put it "He's suffering from being too fit and better at stuff that everyone else"
  • 22 Hours ago "Be patient Neo, the answers are coming" "Na, where's me phone, I'm googling it" #IfMorpheuswasMyMate
  • 22 Hours ago "Were you listening to me? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?" "Neither, I've just stood in dog shit" #IfMorpheuswasMyMate
  • 22 Hours ago "...Or you take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes" " got any Rennies?" #IfMorpheuswasMyMate
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