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  • 3 Hours ago I'm going to create an old west style stand off in my bowels
  • 3 Hours ago So, you can buy vibrators in Boots now... But they still don't sell penis pumps #sexist #NotForMeForMeMate
  • 20 Hours ago Missed me on the @AviosUK #BigReward? Well, fear not, you can watch it now. Or when you’re ready… #spon
  • 1 Day, 6 Hours ago It's terrifying how much of this has already gone! It was one layer vanilla sponge, one layer toffee…
  • 1 Day, 6 Hours ago My wedding ring is really tight and it's hurting. I think my body is rejecting it... It's supposed to go round your cock yeah?
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